What business class? Well, she told us about it, dear, remember? No. (Lorelai) 'Well, actually, I came here for a reason.' Dad, would you mind sitting down for a minute? - You need money. - 'I have a situation.' You need money. Dad, will you just please let me get this out, okay? Um, Rory has been accepted to Chilton. Chilton? Oh, that's a wonderful school. It's only five minutes from here. That's right, it is. She can start as early as Monday. The problem is that they want me to put down an enrollment fee plus the first semester tuition and I have to do that immediately or she loses her spot. So, you need money. Yeah. But it's not for me, it's for Rory. And I fully intend to pay you back every cent. I don't ask for favors, you know that.
- Oh, yes, we know. - I'll get the checkbook. Thank you. You have no idea. Thank you. - On one condition. - So close. Since we are now financially involved in your life, I want to be actively involved in your life. what does that mean, mother? - I want a weekly dinner. - What? Friday nights, you and Rory will have dinner here. Mom -- And you have to call us once a week to give us an update on her schooling and your life. That's it. That's the condition. If you agree, you'll come to dinner tomorrow night and leave here with a check. Otherwise, I'm sorry, we can't help you. I don't want her to know that I borrowed money from you. - 'Can that just be between us?' - Seven o'clock work for you? Perfect.
- You feel Like duck? -Oh If it's made with chicken. absolutely. -I'll be back. 'Bye.' Alright. This will give you an idea. -Go see how you like it. -Okay. I love being a private school girl. [Sam Phillips singing "Where The Colors Don't Go"] ♪ In a white room ♪ In a white head ♪ In a cobweb of enterprise ♪ Where the dreams sleep and fears keep ♪ That's where the colors don't go ♪ That's where the colors don't show ♪ That's where the colors don't go ♪ That's where the colors don't go ♪ That's where the colors don't show ♪
Hi, Mom. Lorelai, my goodness, this is a surprise. Is it Easter already? 'Ha, ha.' No, I finished up my business class and I thought I'd stop by. -To see me? -'Yes.' Well, isn't that nice. Come in. Thanks. The place looks great. - It hasn't changed. - Well, there you go. How are the girls at the bridge club? Old. Well... good. You said you were taking a business class? Yeah, mm-hmm, yeah. I'm taking a business class at the college twice a week. I'm sure I told you. Well, if you're sure then you must have. - Would you like some tea? - I would love some coffee. (Richard) 'Emily? I'm home.' We're in here. - 'Hi, Dad.' - What is it, Christmas already? Lorelai was taking a business class at the college today and decided to drop in to see us.
Transcript: Well, but she's supposed to start Monday (ဟုတ္တယ္ ဒါ ေပမဲ. သူမက တနဂၤလာေန. စတတ္ရေတာ့မွာေလ). It just doesn't give me a lot of time to pull a bank job (ဘဏ္အလုပ္တစ္ခု လုပ္ဖို. အခ်ိန္အမ်ားၾကီး မရေတာ့ဘူးေပါ့). Well, never mind, I was just kidding (ဟုတ္ ကိစၥမရွိပါဘူး က်ြန္မ စတာပါ).
No, a bank job is robbing a bank but..(ဘဏ္အလုပ္တစ္ခု ဆိုတာ ဘဏ္ကို ဓါးျမတိုက္ လုယက္ ဖို.ကိုေျပာတာပါ)။
Uh-huh. Oh, no. no, no, no. I don't want you to give up her space (ႏိုး ႏိုး သူမေနရာကို သူမ်ားေပးဖို.ေျပာတာ မဟုတ္ပါဘူး). I'll just... I'll have to figure it out (က်ြန္မ အေျဖရွာ ေျဖရွင္းပါမယ္). Okay. No, thank you (ႏိုး မဟုတ္ပါဘူး ေက်းဇူးတင္ ပါတယ္). It's been a real treat talking to you (မင္းနဲ. ေျပာရတာ ဟာ ၾကည္ႏူးစဖြယ္ ပါ). Yeah. Bye-bye (ဟုတ္ ဘုိင္ဘိုင္).
-What's going on? (ဘာေတြျဖစ္ေနတာလဲ) Open it (ဖြင့္ၾကည္.လိုက္ပါ). I'm gonna be in a Britney Spears video? (ငါက Britney Spears ရဲ. ဗီဒီရိဳ ထဲမွာ ပါေတာ့မွာလား)
You're going to Chilton! (မင္း Chilton ေက်ာင္းကို သြားရေတာ့မွာ). Oh, sorry (ေတာင္းပန္တယ္). Mom? (ဟုတ္လား အေမ) - You did it, babe (ဟုတ္တယ္ မင္းလုပ္ႏိုင္ခဲျပီ ခ်စ္သမီးေလး). You got in (မင္း၀င္ခြင့္ေအာင္ျပီ).
How did this happen? (ဒါက ဘယ္လို ေအာင္သြားဒါလဲ). You didn't, with the principal, did you? (အေမ ေက်ာင္းအုပ္နဲ. ဘာမွမလုပ္ခဲ. ပါဘူးေနာ္).
No, honey, that was a joke (မလုပ္ခဲ.ပါဘူး သမီး. အရင္တံုးက သမီးကို စခဲ့ တာပါ) . They have an open spot (သူတို.မွာ ေနရာလြတ္ တစ္ေနရာ ရွိလို.ပါ).
Notes: Only if the day when the bank reconciliation is actually performed is chosen in the reconciliation report, reconciled cheques and deposits will be found on the report.
General info: Small Business Superannuation Clearing House
The Small Business Superannuation Clearing House is a free* service you can use if you are a business with 19 or fewer employees, or have an annual aggregated turnover of $2 million or less. You can make your super guarantee (SG) contributions as a single electronic payment to the Clearing House. It will then distribute the payments to employees' funds.
*If you make super payments by EFT or BPAY using your credit card account, you may be charged a fee by your financial institution.
The clearing house reduces red tape and compliance costs for small business.
If you register to use this service:
your SG contributions count as paid on the date the Clearing House accepts them (providing the fund does not reject them).
you have 21 days to pass an employee's choice of fund on to the Clearing House. (??)
In order for payments to be made to superannuation funds, a successful match between a payment instruction and a deposited payment must occur. This online tutorial will show you how to create a payment instruction.
The Small Business Superannuation Clearing House is a free online superannuation payments service that helps small businesses with 19 or fewer employees meet their superannuation guarantee obligations.
The Small Business Superannuation Clearing House lets you pay your superannuation contributions in one transaction to a single location. It's designed to make this process easier, reducing red tape and compliance costs. You simply register your employees' superannuation fund details and we'll distribute the contributions to their various superannuation funds.
In
order for payment to be made to superannuation funds, a successful match
between a payment instruction and a deposited payment must occur.
The
process below details how an employer can create a payment instruction.
Step
1
Go
to the Clearing House at ato.gov.au/sbsch
Select
Log on to
the clearing house.
Logon
using your user ID and password.
The
Employer main page will display.
Step
2
Select
either:
·Payments from the main menu
·Payments from the side menu
navigation panel.
·The
menu will expand to display the options available. Select Instructions.
Step
3
The
Employee Payments screen will
display.
Enter
the payment period dates in the From
and To fields.
Note: dates can be entered manually or by using the calendar
tool.
Select
Get Employees.
Notes:
·A
check will occur to make sure your address and bank account details are stored.
If these details are not stored, you will need to provide this information
before you can continue with creating a payment instruction.
·A
check will also occur to make sure employee bank details are stored if
required. If these details are not stored, you will need to provide this
information before you can continue with creating a payment instruction.
·Where you have previously created a payment instruction,
the From date may automatically
pre-populate the next time a payment instruction is created. If the
pre-populated date is incorrect, overwrite this date using the Calendar tool.
Step
4
Employees
who were employed during this payment period will display in the Payment Details table.
Enter the superannuation payment amount in the appropriate payment type column/s for each employee.
Note: more than one payment type can be entered for each employee.
Select Submit.
Notes:
· The Total dollars field contains the totalled payment amounts for each employee.
·If you select the Default amount(s) checkbox against an employee, subsequent payment instructions will automatically pre-populate the default dollar amounts entered. If the pre-populated default dollar amount is incorrect, overwrite this amount by manually over-keying it.
Step
5
A payment instruction confirmation
message will display. Select Continue. To amend the payment instruction
select Change.
Step
6
A
reporting bill will display.
This bill contains details of the payment and the amount payable.
To print the bill select Print this page.
Select
Continue.
Note: you can re-access your payment by clicking on the Payments link, then History.
Step
7
The
Payments History page will display.
Make
a payment. For information about how to make a payment, refer to Making a payment to the Clearing House.
The
table below details payments history status meanings:
Status
Meaning
Waiting for payment
Payment instruction
submitted. Waiting for payment.
Returned by fund
Payment is rejected by
superannuation fund.
Payment received
Payment instruction and
payment matched but not yet sent to superannuation fund.
Cancelled
You have overwritten an
existing payment instruction before it was processed or you have made
payments for the same amount on multiple days. Monies have been returned to
you.
Payment made
Payment has been sent to
superannuation funds as per your payment instruction.
Payment rejected
Payment has been rejected
as invalid bank account details are recorded.
Payment was partially
successful
Payment has been sent to
superannuation funds as per your payment instruction, for some but not all of
your employees.
Step 2) Making a payment
Welcome to part five of our series of tutorials for the Small Business Superannuation Clearing House.
This video will show you how to use electronic funds transfer (EFT) and BPAY to make payments to the Clearing House.
Electronic
Funds Transfer (EFT) and BPAY are the
methods by which payments can be made to the Small Business Superannuation
Clearing House. Cheques or credit card
payments cannot be accepted.
To
make a payment to the relevant superannuation funds, a successful match between
a payment instruction and a deposit must occur.
Before
a payment can be made, you need to create a payment instruction. When you
create a payment instruction, a printable reporting bill is generated.
Note: to learn how to create a payment instruction refer to
Creating a payment instruction.
Step
1
Identify
the total amount, as detailed on the reporting bill. This amount is the payment
amount payable to the Clearing House. If you wish to make a payment via:
·EFT,
go to step
2
·BPAY,
go to step
4
Step
2
Identify
the BSB and Account Number as detailed in the EFT section on the reporting
bill.
Note: You must use the correct BSB and account number as it
uniquely identifies your business to ensure the money can be allocated
correctly to the Clearing House.
Step
3
Using
these payment details make an EFT payment.
Note:
When making
an EFT payment, key in your Australian Business Number (ABN) within the Payment
Reference Field
·For
more information about making an EFT payment, contact your financial
institution
Step
4
Identify
the BPAY biller code and Reference Number, as detailed in the BPAY section on
the reporting bill.
Note:Your BPAY reference number is the same as your user ID
number.
The
Clearing House biller code is 980110.
Step
5
Using
these payment details make a BPAY payment.
Note:
·For
more information about making a BPAY payment, contact your financial
institution.
Notes:
The amount deposited must
exactly match the total amount detailed in
the payment instruction. If the amount deposited does not match, the Clearing
House will reject and refund the deposit. The refund
will be paid into your nominated bank account, as stored in the Clearing
House.
If you make multiple
payments within the one working day, the deposited amounts are totalled at
the end of the day and matched to a payment instruction. For example, if you
deposit $50.00 at 10.00am and $80.50 at 2.30pm, the total deposited amount of
$130.50 is matched to a payment instruction.
Only one (1) payment
instruction can be awaiting a payment at any one time. Please wait until the
payment has been matched (the status no longer reads ‘Waiting for payment’)
before creating a new payment instruction. Failure to do so will overwrite
and cancel the existing instruction.
Generally, if you make a
payment by 6.00pm AEST*, payment instruction will be received by the Clearing
House the next business day. If the payment is made after 6.00pm AEST*,
payment instruction will be received by the Clearing House in two business
days.
You can view your payment
history by clicking on the payments link, then history.
"Dear Ms. Gilmore, We are happy to inform you that we have a vacancy at Chilton Preparatory starting immediately. "due to your daughter's excellent credentials and your enthusiastic pursuit of her enrollment. I offered to do the principal.
"We'll be happy to accept her, once the first semester's tuition has been received. This is very exciting. -Is something burning? -My bangs, earlier. -Go on, go on, go on. -This is it. She can go to Harvard and get the education I couldn't. Do things that I couldn't. Then I can resent her for it. and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship. Oh, good. 'Mom?' -Oh. -You're happy. Yeah. -Did you do something slutty? I'm not that happy. -Here. -What's going on? Open it.
