Aussie Pick up Lines! 😂

Some Transcripts:


What are the chances I can didgeridoo you?

"If you come camp out in me swag tonight I'll cook you some tucker and eat you like a dingo eats a baby"

"what if I were to give you some trackie dacks after you give me a gobbie" lol

looks like your number has gone walk about, righto you scallywag and paige puts the laid in Adelaide


😂

Vocabs.


1) budgie smugglers

Any item of male bathing costume or underwear that encloses the wearer's genitalia in a manner that resembles the concealment of a budgerigar.
"Mate, I was shitting bricks. I think I need a clean pair of budgie smugglers."

The Prime Minister was relaxing on the beach in his budgie smugglers.
some pics of Tony Abbott with budgie smugglers:

2) Didgeridoo

The didgeridoo (/ˌdɪdʒəriːˈduː/) (also known as a didjeridu) is a wind instrument developed by Indigenous Australians of northern Australia potentially within the last 1,500 years and still in widespread use today both in Australia and around the world. It is sometimes described as a natural wooden trumpet or "drone pipe"

3) Arrikin

noun [ C ] /ˈlær.ɪ.kɪn/ /ˈler.ɪ.kɪn/ australian english informal

a young man who behaves in a very rude, offensive, and sometimesviolent way:
I was a bit of a young larrikin in those days.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/larrikin



4) Deadset

100% sure of it. Without a doubt. This slang is mostly used in Australia.
Babe Ruth is a deadset legend.



5) Crikey
ˈkrʌɪki/

exclamation
BRITISHinformal

an expression of surprise.
"Crikey! I never thought I'd see you again"



6) Swag noun (POSSESSIONS)
​
[ U ] australian english old-fashioned possessions wrapped in a clothand carried by a person who does not have a home or a job, but walksaround from place to place

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/swag



7) Wanker

Australian Slang

one who (either metaphorically or actually) masturbates; can connote: 1. stupidity; 2. funny or amusing; 3. egotistical; 4. self indulgent. A good insult for all purposes.



8) Tracky Dacks

Tracksuit Pants

See also Dacks and Dack

Aussie Slang

Mmmmmmm these here tracky dacks are both comfortable and unnattractive to members of the opposite sex

9) gobby

to get a blowjob

She gave me a gobby last night

#blowjob#fellatio#cock#dick#suck

10) Scallywag

noun [ C ] UK ​ /ˈskæl.i.wæɡ/ US ​ /ˈskæl.i.wæɡ/ uk informalhumorous us usually scalawag

someone, especially a child, who has behaved badly but who is still liked

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/scallywag

Aussie Mov 03

Transcript:

My name is Lorraine Blake. And I’ve just been raped. I don’t know… I don’t know where I am. I’m calling on the prick’s phone. I don’t know where I am. I’m on the prick’s phone!

Vocabs:

1)      Lorraine / ləˈreɪn/ /La ‘rain/ /French English/
 

It's a girl!

Based on popular usage, it is 6.570 times more common for Lorraine to be a girl's name.

The popularity of Lorraine is: 4.831
(where 0 = extremely rare, 6 = super popular)

https://forvo.com/word/lorraine/

2)   prick noun [ C ] uk ​ /prɪk/ us ​ /prɪk/ offensive
 

prick noun [ C ] (BODY PART)

a penis

prick noun [ C ] (MAN)

a stupid man:

I'm not wearing that - I'd look a complete prick.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/prick

prick verb [ T ] uk ​ /prɪk/ us ​ /prɪk/

to make a very small hole or holes in the surface of something, sometimes in a way that causes pain:

Prick the skin of the potatoes with a fork before baking them.

She pricked the balloon with a pin and it burst with a loud bang.

                3) I'm uk ​ /aɪm/ us ​ /aɪm/ /eym/

​         short form of I am:

I'm so happy for you!

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/im?q=i%27m

eye noun [ C ] uk ​ /aɪ/ us ​ /aɪ/

Aussie Mov 02

Transcript:

Uh, Redfern. We’re just going to Eveleigh Street. Get off, then, you arsehole! Are we not good enough for ya, eh? - Dirty dog. Never mind. Yeah, well, what, they never seen a blackfella before?

Calm down. Come on. Let’s walk home, hey? “You awake, bub?”. That’s his idea of foreplay is, “You awake, bub?” And then when he’s looking for duri..  –Hmm., He goes in the room, gets some of that mouthwash, that Swish?

And that’s all I can smell. That’s strong. (Laughs) Shame. I know, poor fella, bless him. –Oh, you’re nasty. – Oh, not even. Yes, even.

Where are you two guys going? Go home to your woman, Troy. See ya later. (Troy chuckles). See you my girl. – See ya.


Vocabs:


English Meaning:

1) The name Troy is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Troy is:Troy derives from the ancient Greek city of Troy; also from an Irish surname meaning 'soldier.

2) swish  noun [ C ] UK ​ /swɪʃ/ US ​ /swɪʃ/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/swish

swish noun [ C ] (MOVEMENT)
​
a quick movement through the air, making a soft sound:
With a swish of the curtains, the stage was revealed.

3) foreplay noun [ U ] UK ​ /ˈfɔː.pleɪ/ US ​ /ˈfɔːr.pleɪ/

​https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/foreplay

the sexual activity such as kissing and touching that people do before they have sex

4) nasty

adjective UK ​ /ˈnɑː.sti/ US ​ /ˈnæs.ti/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nasty

B1 bad or very unpleasant:
a nasty shock/surprise
There's a nasty smell in here.
He had a nasty cut above the eye.
She has a nasty habit of picking on people in meetings.
​

B1 unkind:
Don't be so nasty to your brother - he's four years younger than you!
​

B2 mainly uk dangerous or violent:
In an emergency you could get out through a window, but it would be a nasty drop.
The situation could turn (= become) nasty at any moment.
​

rude or offensive:
She said some really nasty things about him.
have a nasty feeling
​

mainly uk to think that something bad is likely to happen or to betrue:
I've got a nasty feeling that I forgot to tell Joe I couldn't come.


More examples
Emily has a very nasty cough.
You could get a nasty shock from that water heater if it isn't earthed properly.
He had a nasty fall and hurt his back.
He's a nasty little man.
I hope he's not going to spring any nasty surprises on us at the meeting this morning.

5)home noun UK ​ /həʊm/ US ​ /hoʊm/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/home

home noun (HOUSE/APARTMENT)

A1 [ C or U ] the house, apartment, etc. where you live, especially withyour family:
The senator has two homes - an apartment in Washington and a house in Colorado.

6) bub noun [ C ] UK ​ /bʌb/ US ​ /bʌb/ us old-fashioned informal

​https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bub

a form of address used to a man, sometimes in a slightly angry way:
That may be what you do at home, but listen, bub, you don't do it here!

Aussie slang term: TUCKER

1) TUCKER simply means ‘food’ in Australian English! Tag a mate who loves TUCKER


2) tucker box = container for holding food, usually an icebox

"Eric dug into the tucker box and got out onions and potatoes"


3) bush tucker  noun

AUSTRALIAN/NZinformal

1.food, typically uncooked, from plants and animals native to the Australian outback.

"he can live on bush tucker in places where most people would starve"

2.foods regarded as typical of Australia's colonial past.

"the dish is a new twist on bush tucker"

 

Ref: Pete

Aussie Movie 01

 Transcript:

-Toni on the dance floor. Toni.

-Huh. You know?

-Oi.

-Hey.

- How you going?

-How are ya?

Come on, this place makes me weep. Let’s cut.

-Yeah, true. We’ll get a cab.

-Yeah, come on then.

Hey!

Look at that. Look. Look.

Do I need to say more?

Don’t worry about it.

Oh….

Never mind, you’re too black, let me get it.

-Go on, then, white girl.

-Who are you calling “white girl”?

-(CHUCKLES)

-Oh!

Vocabs:


1) floor noun UK ​ /flɔːr/ US ​ /flɔːr/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/floor

floor noun (SURFACE)
​
A1 [ C usually singular ] the flat surface of a room on which you walk:
The floor was partly covered with a dirty old rug.

2) cut
To leave ; To go away
Yo dawg, i gotta cut, theres places i need to be!

#bounce#boogy#be out#disperse#leave

3) weep

verb UK ​ /wiːp/ US ​ /wiːp/ wept, wept

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/weep

weep verb (CRY)
​
C2 [ I or T ] literary to cry tears:
People in the street wept with joy when peace was announced.
He wept tears of rage/joy when he heard the news.
uk She wept buckets (= cried a lot) when Paul left.

4) you're
UK ​ strong /jɔːr/ weak /jər/ US ​ /jʊr/ /jɚ/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/you-re?q=you%27re
​
short form of you are:
You're so nice to me!

i) your

determiner UK ​ strong /jɔːr/ weak /jər/ US ​ /jʊr/ /jɚ/

your determiner (PERSON/PEOPLE ADDRESSED)

E2 1st day at Chilton

Transcript:

Thank you.

Don’t move, please
.

So, why are you insisting on doing this?

Well, because you’re starting private school tomorrow.

Yes, but I’m going to be wearing shoes. Nobody’s gonna see my feet.

Okay, but everybody knows that private-school girls are bad. And bad girls always wear red nail polish.  

Are you nervous?

About what?

About starting Chilton.

Well, I wasn’t until I heard about all those bad girls.

Guys Guys, XTC --- “Apple Venus Volume 2” !

But you only finished half my toes! Who cares? You’re gonna be wearing shoes anyway!

Vocabs:

1)                   that

determiner UK ​ /ðæt/ US ​ /ðæt/ plural those

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/that

i)                     the

determiner UK ​ strong /ðiː/ weak /ðə/ US ​ strong /ðiː/ weak /ðə/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/the

2) Wasp Star (Apple Venus Volume 2)


Studio album by XTC


Genre

Pop rock, rock


Wasp Star (Apple Venus Volume 2) is the fourteenth and final studio album by the English band XTC, released on Cooking Vinyl/Idea Records on 23 May 2000. It is the second volume of the Apple Venus set and reached the UK Top 40 albums chart.




3) volume

noun UK ​ /ˈvɒl.juːm/ US ​ /ˈvɑːl.juːm/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/volume

volume noun (AMOUNT)

[ C or U ] the amount of space that is contained within an object or solid shape:

Which of these bottles do you think has the greater volume?



4) two

number UK ​ /tuː/ US ​ /tuː/

​https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/two

A1 the number 2:

They have two houses.



i) too

adverb UK ​ /tuː/ US ​ /tuː/….

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/too

too adverb (MORE)
A1 more than is needed or wanted; more than is suitable or enough:
I'm too fat.
I can't reach the shelf - it's (a bit) too high.

5)                   finished

adjective UK ​ /ˈfɪn.ɪʃt/ US ​ /ˈfɪn.ɪʃt/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/finished

finished adjective (COMPLETED)

completed, final or completely used :

How much does the finished product cost?

uk The rebels' ammunition is almost finished and it is only a matter of time before they surrender.

Transcript:

So we’ve been introducing everyone to the new mode of transportation, it’s called the hyperloop and it travels at the speed of sound. So it can do Melbourne to Sydney in just an hour, just under an hour to about 50 minutes.

We’ve been working with VR and AR for several years now. So for us it’s important to be able  to show everybody that we are innovators here and that we are world innovators as well.  

Vocabs:

1) Sydney = ˈsɪdni

https://forvo.com/word/sydney/

2) fifty number UK ​ /ˈfɪf.ti/ US ​ /ˈfɪf.ti/

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/fifty


A2 the number 50:

forty-nine, fifty, fifty-one

"How fast were they driving?" "They were doing fifty (miles an hour)."



3) V (LETTER) (plural V's or Vs), v (plural v's or vs)    /vi:/ noun [C]
the 22nd letter of the English alphab

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/v



4) world (THE EARTH)    /w3:ld/  /w3`:ld/ noun [S]

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/world

the Earth and all the people, places and things on it:

Different parts of the world have very different climatic conditions.
Which bridge has the longest span in the world?
News of the disaster shocked the (whole/entire) world.
We live in a changing world and people must learn to adapt.
She's a world authority on foetal development.
a world record/championship



5) innovator noun [ C ] UK ​ /ˈɪnəveɪtər/ US ​

​https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/innovator?q=innovators


a person who develops a new design, product, etc. or who has newideas about how to do something:

The UK needs a new generation of innovators in the public sector to deliver better value for taxpayers' money.

Ref: A+

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Integrating education and experience, our program uses contemporary and internationally relevant material to provide you with an understanding of dynamic issues facing organisations today. If you have studied an accounting-related degree, you will likely go straight into the CPA Program. In some cases, you may need to complete further studies. The diagram below outlines program elements:


YOUR APPLICATION

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ELECTIVE 1


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YOUR DEGREE AND YOUR EXPERIENCE


YOUR DEGREE

A degree level qualification recognised by CPA Australia.
YOUR EXPERIENCE



36 months of relevant experience where you will gain skills in four skill areas:

Technical

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YOU'RE A CPA
ref: https://www.cpaaustralia.com.au/become-a-cpa?


HOW TO MEET YOUR EXPERIENCE REQUIREMENT


The CPA Program gives you the skills to stand out in the real world, and the experience you gain along the way helps prepare you for the next stage in your career.

Careers built on accounting and finance knowledge are many and varied. As technology advances, future careers will continue to evolve.

That’s why we’ve reviewed and updated the experience requirement. While our high-quality standards remain unchanged, we have made adjustments to make it simpler for you to claim your experience.

Already enrolled in the practical experience requirement? Find out how the changes affect you.
MEET YOUR EXPERIENCE REQUIREMENT

To satisfy the experience requirement you’ll need to:
1. Gain your experience

You need to gain 36 months of relevant experience. Experience can be gained at any time – before or during your study, through relevant volunteer work, work experience during university may be eligible, or you may already have sufficient relevant experience. You can also gain your experience by working for a Recognised Employer Partner.

Over the course of your experience, you must demonstrate a minimum of 10 skills across four categories. This must include a minimum of:

four technical skills
two personal effectiveness skills
two business skills
two leadership skills.

Each role must include at least one technical skill from the skills list to be relevant experience and to count towards Your Experience.
2. Get your experience signed-off

To have your experience signed-off, you'll need to demonstrate the experience and skills you've gained.

To do this you need to complete an experience claim form (PDF) and have it signed off by a CPA, FCPA or an equivalent full member of an International Federation of Accountants (IFAC) member body. They need to review your experience and sign-off the time period that you’re claiming and the skills that you’ve acquired.

Remember, each of your roles must include at least one technical skill. You may find using a logbook (PDF) useful so you’re tracking relevant examples of skills you’ve obtained.

If you are supported by a mentor who is a CPA, FCPA or IFAC member, they can sign-off your claim. Appointing a mentor is optional, but we encourage our Associate members to do so as a mentor can provide you with guidance and support throughout your CPA Program.
3. Verify your experience

When your experience claim form (PDF) has been signed-off, you’re ready to submit it to CPA Australia for verification.

We recommend that you submit a claim form when you believe you have completed all time and skills required. If you would like to check your progress you may wish to submit a form earlier, but no more than once a year.

Ref: https://www.cpaaustralia.com.au/cpa-program/cpa-program-candidates/your-experience/how-to-meet-your-experience-requirement

STUDY THE CPA PROGRAM YOUR WAY

>https://www.cpaaustralia.com.au/become-a-cpa/flexible-program-to-study-your-way

WORKING FOR A RECOGNISED EMPLOYER PARTNER

>https://www.cpaaustralia.com.au/cpa-program/cpa-program-candidates/your-experience/working-for-a-recognised-employer-partner

Leave entitlements

What types of leave do employees get?

Annual leave


Under the National Employment Standards, all employees are entitled to four weeks of annual leave. Certain shift workers are entitled to an additional week’s leave. The appropriate modern award will explain how this additional entitlement is calculated if it is relevant. Modern awards also provide for a 17.5% annual leave loading.


Annual leave is now accrued on a regular basis. This means that an employee does not have to complete twelve months of service to take annual leave, as they accrue it on an ongoing basis during the year. By mutual agreement, an employee may take a portion of their leave, once they have accrued an entitlement to it. For example after 3 months of service, you may allow an employee to take one week of their leave.

Personal/carer's and compassionate leave


Sick leave is now called personal/carer’s leave. The ten day per year entitlement of each worker accrues on a regular basis – this means that employees do not get their sick leave entitlement on commencement, they accrue it on an ongoing basis during the year. This leave can be used when the employee is sick or when an immediate family member is sick and needs to be cared for by the employee. The leave entitlement keeps accruing for as long as the employee works for you. The untaken leave is not paid out on termination of employment.


Two days of paid compassionate leave applies on each occasion when an immediate family or household member has a serious illness, serious injury or dies. Casual employees have access to two days of unpaid compassionate leave in these circumstances.



Public holidays


Standard public holidays continue to apply to all employees, plus any day gazetted by the state government as an additional public holiday. For example, local show days and additional days at Christmas. Employees are entitled to a paid day off work if a public holiday falls on the day they would normally work. You may ask an employee to work on a public holiday if the request is reasonable. However, an employee may also refuse to work on reasonable grounds such as family responsibilities.

Parental leave


Twelve months of unpaid parental leave is an entitlement under the National Employment Standards for employees who have at least 12 months of continuous service. This may also include some casual employees who work on a regular basis with the expectation of ongoing employment. An employee also has a right to request an additional 12 months of leave, which can only be refused on reasonable business grounds.

Paid Parental Leave


Legislation for the Paid Parental Leave scheme was passed by Parliament on 17 June 2010.


The Paid Parental Leave scheme will be fully funded by the Australian Government.


The Fair Work Ombudsman can enforce an employer’s obligations under the Paid Parental Leave scheme, and will investigate related complaints. The Fair Work Ombudsman may also impose penalties for breaches of these obligations.


If you have any enquiries regarding the paid parental leave scheme please contact the Family Assistance Office.

Long service leave


Most employees in the home building industry are covered by the provisions of the Long Service Corporation. Employers do not pay direct contributions for their employees in NSW. The scheme is financed by a levy on building and construction works in NSW and is paid by the owners of building and construction projects before they commence construction work. Where a builder or developer sells a building after its construction, the levy is usually passed on to the new building owners as part of the sale price.


Employees in New South Wales are entitled to two months of long service leave after ten years service, with an additional month of leave after every five year period.


Got a question regarding your Long Service Leave in the building industry? Contact the Long Service Corporation on 131 441 or visit their website.



Community service leave


Community service leave is a new entitlement under the National Employment Standards. It is to cover eligible community service activities such as dealing with an emergency or natural disaster. An eligible employee is entitled to unpaid leave for the period of the actual activity and associated reasonable travel time and/or rest time immediately following the activity.


This leave also applies when an employee is called up for jury service. In these circumstances the employee is entitled to make up pay refers to the employer paying an employee the difference between their base rate of pay and the total amount of jury service pay they receive a maximum of ten days. An employer can request suitable evidence of attendance.


An employee must give suitable notice to their employer as soon as reasonably practicable and indicate how long they expect to be absent from work.



Ref: http://www.industrialrelations.nsw.gov.au/oirwww/Industries_and_Awards/Home_building_online_guide/Leave_entitlements.page

More clarification


What we mean when we say immediate family

Carer’s leave and compassionate leave are types of leave that can be taken in relation to a member of an employee’s immediate family or a member of an employee’s household.
How do we define family?

The definition of an immediate family member includes:
spouse
de facto partner
child
parent
grandparent
grandchild
sibling, or
child, parent, grandparent, grandchild or sibling of the employee's spouse or de facto partner


This definition includes step-relations, for example step-parents and step-children. The employee does not need to live with their immediate family member for them to meet the definition.

Ref: https://www.fairwork.gov.au/about-us/news-and-media-releases/newsletter/april-2016/what-we-mean-when-we-say-immediate-family